Desk Disaster Fan Gifts

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

Computer Room.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Desert Island Mishap

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

'Try rebooting.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Rubik's Cubicle

"Can I help you?"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Singing in the rain...

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer to interview you from the other side of the desk."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Man has a bin as his suggestions box.

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

'This is the place, Fred!'

"Yippee! I'm right!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

Useless Eraser Inspector