Desk Disaster Lover Gifts

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Office Park

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Working Vacation.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"It's the new mobile office."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Desk sale

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.