Desk Disaster Lover Pillows

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Office Park

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Working Vacation.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"It's the new mobile office."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Desk sale

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"