Office Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

401K

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Office Competitions

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.