Funny Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

News: Flash Floods

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Luck

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Where's the leak then?

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Alberta on fire

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'