Disaster Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Luck

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"... Till death us do part."

'All that talk about the stock market crisis... There must be more in it than we thought, Janet...'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

Mother Nature

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."