Disaster Humor Aficionado Gifts

"We can update that later!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Volcanic ash...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'