Disaster Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Suez Canal Curse

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I can see the sea!'

Forest Fire Hazard

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Mother Nature

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'