Disaster Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Luck

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

Mother Nature

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'