Disaster Comedy Fans Pillows

'Martha, what are you supposed to tip in this situation?'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Suez Canal Curse

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Typical Monday

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"