Comical Disaster Fan Pillows

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

A shark swims into a desert island.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Typical Monday

"Now showing!"

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'