Disaster Scenario Fan Pillows

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Desert Island Mishap

"Ticket and passport, please."

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Hippo on helipad.

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

The tip of the iceberg

Children and cat crashing on cart

Flood Ready Cows

Daft Buggers Rescue

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

'...at last I'm saved!'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'This is the place, Fred!'

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."