Disaster Humor Lover Pillows

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Warning - Earthquake coming!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I can see the sea!'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"... Till death us do part."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

Forest Fire Hazard

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.