Disaster Humor Lover Prints

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Warning - Earthquake coming!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Suez Canal Curse

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Luck

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'