Disaster Humor Enthusiast Prints

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

House on Fire

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Luck

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'I can see the sea!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."