Disaster Comedy Fans Gifts

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Typical Monday

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"