Disaster Comedy Fan Gifts

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

"There goes our early night."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Typical Monday

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck