Disaster Comedy Fan Gifts

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

"There goes our early night."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Suez Canal Curse

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"OK, now here comes the lava."