Disaster Drama Fan Gifts

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

Theatre Crowd

On the brink.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Eurydice in prison

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Congratulations on opening night."