Disaster Film Fan Gifts

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

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"There goes our early night."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

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"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'