Disaster Movie Fanatic Gifts

'Now what?'

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

The Horror Film Director.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."