Disaster Movie Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Castaway's bad luck.

"Business really improves when they play a disaster movie."

Volcano Arising

Trump comet is about to collide with Earth.

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Heavenwood

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"