Disaster Film Admirer Gifts

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Look! No hands!"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Got it!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."