Disaster Film Fans Gifts

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Typical Monday