Disaster Movie Fans Gifts

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Desert Island with quicksand.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Oh, a little rain never hurt anyone.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Typical Monday