Disaster Movie Fan Gifts

'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

The End of the World

So far, so good.

"...The good news is that we'll be landing way ahead of schedule."

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'At least it's not snow!'

'Bad news dear! Our car has been blown up, so you'll have to pick up the pizza.'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

As people in other buildings ran for their lives, employees at Nerf Inc. watched the effects of the earthquake in total safety.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

Last Sign You'll Ever See

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Friday the 13th.

On the brink.

'And you're saying nobody knew we were right on top of a major fault line?'

'I love it when an earthquake hits just as somebody's passing me.'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'The volcano's turned off. Everyone on board, NOW!'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

The world will end soon!

"Do our Gods possess weapons of mass destruction?"

"Wow, I finally won the lottery!"

'Hurry! To the Escape Pod!'

"I just wish this could have happened when I was wearing a sports bra."

"First the earthquake, then the flooding, and now we’re out of Nutella!!"

"Nasty weather we've been having."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."