Disaster Movie Lover Gifts

'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'

"We're saved!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Got it!"