Disaster Movie Lover Gifts

'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'

"We're saved!"

"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."