Disaster Movies Enthusiast Gifts

Give me a C!!!

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."