Disaster Films Gifts

"All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island."

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Monster Clown

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."