Disaster Movies Gifts

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

Last Sign You'll Ever See

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.