Disaster Movies Gifts

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

Last Sign You'll Ever See

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

"There goes our early night."

Aliens watch the earth explode

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."