Disaster Documentary Enthusiast Gifts

"Got it!"

New New Orleans.

'HELP! I haven't been on television...'

Caution! Wet Floor.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Tony Hayward.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

If only they'd taken it with them!

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Pack Your Bags

Heavenwood

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

It's Who We Are.

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Flooding

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.