Disaster Documentarians Gifts

Tony Hayward.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Food Chain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Live Stream

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

People Planet.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Moog invented the blog.

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Caution! Wet Floor.

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

Bill Oddie

Heavenwood

"Where's the fire, pal?"

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Interview a bird.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."

Flooding

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.