Date Disaster Documentarian Gifts

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

Tony Hayward.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"We're saved!"

Flooding

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

It's Who We Are.

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Disasters.

Free Oil.

Castaway's bad luck.

"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

Flood News Report