Date Disaster Documentarian Prints

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

Heavenwood

Caution! Wet Floor.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We're saved!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Flooding

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

It's Who We Are.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island."

Castaway's bad luck.

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.