Disaster Documenters Gifts

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Caution! Wet Floor.

Controversy over species-change operations...

Heavenwood

Tony Hayward.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

It's Who We Are.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Flooding

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Disasters.

Free Oil.

Castaway's bad luck.

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

Flood News Report

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.