Disaster Documenters Pillows

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Controversy over species-change operations...

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

It's Who We Are.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Flooding

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.

"It's a new documentary about a guy who claims he's not an opportunistic, greedy liar who just tells the public what they want to hear. It's called, 'Making a Politician.'"

Castaway's bad luck.

Flood News Report

Don't look up - Covid 19 Comet Heading For Earth