Disaster Documentarian Gifts

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.

Free Oil.

Flood News Report

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Kirsten Johnson

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Social lens of the photojournalist

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Moog invented the blog.

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Tony Hayward.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Flooding

It's Who We Are.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

F&E Wildlife Documentary Filmmakers. Ernie, you shouldn't have chosen "Bye Bye Birdie" as music for the documentary on avian extinctions. And using Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" in the film about disappearing polar bear habitat was also inappropriate! This is serious stuff! Our next project is about dwindling bee populations. Without bees all plant life is threatened, endangering humanity itself! You're right, Frenak, for the bee film we should use the song "Where have all the flowers gone?"