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"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.

Free Oil.

Flood News Report

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Kirsten Johnson

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Social lens of the photojournalist

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Moog invented the blog.

"Got it!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Flooding

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

It's Who We Are.

Castaway's bad luck.

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island."