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'Seriously, not now!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

Cluster Catastrophe

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

Heavenwood

Caution! Wet Floor.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Flooding

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

It's Who We Are.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."

'That's some disturbing shit!'