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Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Now what?'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Heavenwood

Caution! Wet Floor.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

It's Who We Are.

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

Flooding

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'