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Disasters.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

Tony Hayward.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

Flooding

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

It's Who We Are.

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

Castaway's bad luck.

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."