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'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Castaway's bad luck.

"Business really improves when they play a disaster movie."

Volcano Arising

Trump comet is about to collide with Earth.

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Heavenwood

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.