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Heroism

"See, this why we can't have nice things."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"Place is empty - where's the fun in that?"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."