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Heroism

"See, this why we can't have nice things."

"Place is empty - where's the fun in that?"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Got it!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Typical Monday

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."