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"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

The Horror Film Director.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."