Disaster Film Fanatic Pillows

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."