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"Honey? Can you close the window..."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."