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"Honey? Can you close the window..."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

On the brink.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Got it!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"