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Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."