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'Now what?'

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."