Disaster Film Fan Prints

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"There goes our early night."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Typical Monday

Heavenwood