Disaster Flick Fan Prints

On the brink.

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

A cock up of builders

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

A shark swims into a desert island.

Typical Monday