Disaster Flick Fan Gifts

Singing in the rain...

On the brink.

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Now what?'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

A shark swims into a desert island.